Apples and Bras.

In the beginning, there was Adam and Eve.

I’ve always wondered, what if Eve didn’t eat the apple? Then we would all be walking around butt naked and none of us would care. We don’t have to worry about what to wear or if this top goes with this socks. Don’t get me wrong, I do love clothes. What I don’t really love however, is wearing a bra. (If dirty thoughts come to your mind right now then you are officially a pervert and you should be ashamed of yourself). Bras are basically a thin strap of evilness with two cups (size may vary) that is made to destroy women’s taste of freedom. (Yes, I believe women are truly free when they’re not wearing a bra). I remember wearing my first REAL bra. It was very uncomfortable and I wasn’t a very happy pre teen. It can be tight and suffocating. I mean, thank god my breasts aren’t claustrophobic. I’m quite used to it by now of course, although the feeling of unhooking this evil piece of clothing before I shower or sleep is still totally amazing. It’s like freeing butterflies from a dark, scary box. So yeah…that’s it for now and my secret dislike for wearing bras.

*P.S.: Wearing a bra is highly proper for almost all females and can actually be “sexy” if used in an extra awesome way.*

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