Why "ilovebuttcracks"?

No I do not have a weird fetish for butt cracks, nor am I trying to be funny. I simply chose "ilovebuttcracks" as my site name because as of this moment, while I'm on the process of making my first blog account, I have a butt crack. Yes that's right. I can feel one fourth of my butt exposed right now and yes I'm a little bothered by this but somehow I don't care because I'm in the comforts of my home and it's only my little sister who can possibly see it. She has seen it before and even took a picture of my enormous butt crack. It's hilarious (the opposite of lowlarious). I might post it one day...when I'm high from CRACK. Get it? Ha ha, I CRACK myself up. This will be the first and last time I'll talk about butt cracks.