Monday, December 7, 2009

Apples and Bras.

In the beginning, there was Adam and Eve.

I’ve always wondered, what if Eve didn’t eat the apple? Then we would all be walking around butt naked and none of us would care. We don’t have to worry about what to wear or if this top goes with this socks. Don’t get me wrong, I do love clothes. What I don’t really love however, is wearing a bra. (If dirty thoughts come to your mind right now then you are officially a pervert and you should be ashamed of yourself). Bras are basically a thin strap of evilness with two cups (size may vary) that is made to destroy women’s taste of freedom. (Yes, I believe women are truly free when they’re not wearing a bra). I remember wearing my first REAL bra. It was very uncomfortable and I wasn’t a very happy pre teen. It can be tight and suffocating. I mean, thank god my breasts aren’t claustrophobic. I’m quite used to it by now of course, although the feeling of unhooking this evil piece of clothing before I shower or sleep is still totally amazing. It’s like freeing butterflies from a dark, scary box. So yeah…that’s it for now and my secret dislike for wearing bras.


*P.S.: Wearing a bra is highly proper for almost all females and can actually be “sexy” if used in an extra awesome way.*



**This is my first entry in my other blog account which is also freshly made. Check it: silverskittle.tumblr.com**

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Why "ilovebuttcracks"?


No I do not have a weird fetish for butt cracks, nor am I trying to be funny. I simply chose "ilovebuttcracks" as my site name because as of this moment, while I'm on the process of making my first blog account, I have a butt crack. Yes that's right. I can feel one fourth of my butt exposed right now and yes I'm a little bothered by this but somehow I don't care because I'm in the comforts of my home and it's only my little sister who can possibly see it. She has seen it before and even took a picture of my enormous butt crack. It's hilarious (the opposite of lowlarious). I might post it one day...when I'm high from CRACK. Get it? Ha ha, I CRACK myself up. This will be the first and last time I'll talk about butt cracks.